[TriLUG] job openings
Tue, 1 Oct 2002 20:42:40 -0400
On Tuesday, October 1, 2002, at 05:31 PM, JoJo Almario wrote:
> The references...MY GOD THE REFERENCES!
> Thank you guys for chiming in. Now I am sure I am on the right list.
> Nonetheless, I am sure Robaerto was not expecting THE SPANISH
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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