[TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU
knieveltech at yahoo.com
Thu Apr 16 10:15:36 EDT 2009
No, you where quite clear on that point, and if your goal for this morning is portraying yourself as a glib, confrontational, self-righteous shithead I'd say you're doing a fine job so far. Your (clearly stated) assumption that people of faith don't value reason is absolutely laughable. Spirituality doesn't automagically render someone an intellectual cripple, that's what groupthink is for.
--- On Thu, 4/16/09, Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org> wrote:
From: Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org>
Subject: Re: [TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU
To: "Triangle Linux Users Group General Discussion" <trilug at trilug.org>
Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009, 6:34 PM
Oh, Allen, was I not clear? Sorry about that. I'll try again.
I agree with Martin Luther that faith is the enemy of reason. I like
working with people who don't believe in ghosts and talking snakes and
think their little book of fairy tales does a better job of explaining
the world than Geology, Chemistry, Physics, and well, I'm sure you get
Allen Freeman wrote:
> Obtuse? Pot vs kettle anyone? I'd say what I was refering to is rather clear based on which of your posts I opted to reply to.
> --- On Thu, 4/16/09, Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org> wrote:
> From: Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org>
> Subject: Re: [TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU
> To: "Triangle Linux Users Group General Discussion" <trilug at trilug.org>
> Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009, 6:25 PM
> Sorry, I didn't understand your obtuse reference. Were you speaking to
> my preconceptions about the lunacy of religion or of obnoxious splash
> pages? Just wanted to make sure I understood you there.
> Allen Freeman wrote:
>> Your preconceptions are showing, might want to tuck those back in.
>> --- On Thu, 4/16/09, Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org> wrote:
>> From: Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org>
>> Subject: Re: [TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU
>> To: "Triangle Linux Users Group General Discussion" <trilug at trilug.org>
>> Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009, 3:44 PM
>> See, I wish more companies announced jobs like this. In fact, I wish
>> they'd put Jesus in the subject line so my spam filter could catch it.
>> I like working with people who value reason.
>> arcaneadam at gmail.com wrote:
>>> Just wanted to give a heads up on a job at my company. You can check out
>>> the craigslist link here
>>> http://raleigh.craigslist.org/web/1124047597.html. If you have any
>>> questions feel free to email me. Here is the Job Description:
>>> In 140 Characters or less:
>>> You flat out rock. You make beautiful websites that function perfectly.
>>> You drupal, twitter, & css your way around the Web. You are a ninja.
>>> Slightly more detailed description:
>>> We (Marketing Ministries, see below) is looking for an awesome Web Ninja
>>> (developer) to join our team. We build web sites for people all over the
>>> globe and have fun doing it. You should love the internet and be always
>>> seeking out the latest trends and technologies. You should also love
>>> Jesus and be devoted to advancing His ministries (our clients).
>>> You know:
>>> * Drupal (Show us your modules)
>>> * jQuery $("#you").ninja(TRUE);
>>> * LAMP (Only Open Source around here)
>>> * W3C Standards (Non-negotiable, thats what makes them standards right?)
>>> You understand:
>>> * Good User interface and interaction (We want the web to be simple and
>>> easy to use)
>>> * OOP (no that's not oops, it's Object Oriented Programming)
>>> * Security and how to program secure programs
>>> * Working in a team environment
>>> * Site planning and concepting
>>> You would knock our socks off if:
>>> * You Twitter (If you don't know what that is just stop right now)
>>> * You have contributed modules on Drupal.org (Let's see 'em)
>>> * You have knowledge and experience with other CMS/Frameworks
>>> (Wordpress, Joomla, Codeignitr, Zend)
>>> * You understand good design (Spacing, colors, typography)
>>> * You are a Linux geek (Fear me for I am root)
>>> * You have a PHD (Just kidding, we actually don't care if you have any
>>> degree, as long as you've got the talent)
>>> You could earn more brownie points by:
>>> * Being a sports fan
>>> * Enjoying a good cup of coffee
>>> * Having a solid sense of humor
>>> * Being an avid Open Source supporter
>>> What about us?
>>> Ummm, check out our website: http://www.marketingministries.com, but
>>> please, no phone calls or spamming outside of this job listing. We know
>>> you are special and God created you in his image, but please be patient
>>> with us, as we shovel job inquiries out of our inbox. Your
>>> resume/email/links to relevant works should be enough to warrant an
>>> invitation for an interview.
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