[TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU

[Jeffery Painter]

+1

I think people are over blowing the post made by Mr. Cox. I mean there was
a grammatical error in the post - this is a fact which cannot be disputed
- (and these things do make an impact especially in a job posting), not to
mention being over zealous on the whole religion thing. It is pretty
obvious by the name of the company where they stand without adding insult
to injury with their last remarks about Jesus or the Easter bunny or
whatever.

But again, I've always felt organized religion was for the weak.

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jp


> See, I wish more companies announced jobs like this.  In fact, I wish
> they'd put Jesus in the subject line so my spam filter could catch it.
> I like working with people who value reason.
>
> Jim
>
>
> arcaneadam at gmail.com wrote:
>> Just wanted to give a heads up on a job at my company. You can check out
>> the craigslist link here
>> http://raleigh.craigslist.org/web/1124047597.html. If you have any
>> questions feel free to email me. Here is the Job Description:
>>
>> In 140 Characters or less:
>>
>> You flat out rock. You make beautiful websites that function perfectly.
>> You drupal, twitter, & css your way around the Web. You are a ninja.
>>
>> Slightly more detailed description:
>>
>> We (Marketing Ministries, see below) is looking for an awesome Web Ninja
>> (developer) to join our team. We build web sites for people all over the
>> globe and have fun doing it. You should love the internet and be always
>> seeking out the latest trends and technologies. You should also love
>> Jesus and be devoted to advancing His ministries (our clients).
>>
>> You know:
>>
>> * HTML, CSS, XML, Javascript, etc., etc. (You get the idea)
>> * Drupal (Show us your modules)
>> * jQuery $("#you").ninja(TRUE);
>> * LAMP (Only Open Source around here)
>> * W3C Standards (Non-negotiable, thats what makes them standards right?)
>>
>> You understand:
>>
>> * Good User interface and interaction (We want the web to be simple and
>> easy to use)
>> * OOP (no that's not oops, it's Object Oriented Programming)
>> * Security and how to program secure programs
>> * Working in a team environment
>> * Site planning and concepting
>>
>> You would knock our socks off if:
>>
>> * You Twitter (If you don't know what that is just stop right now)
>> * You have contributed modules on Drupal.org (Let's see 'em)
>> * You have knowledge and experience with other CMS/Frameworks
>> (Wordpress, Joomla, Codeignitr, Zend)
>> * You understand good design (Spacing, colors, typography)
>> * You are a Linux geek (Fear me for I am root)
>> * You have a PHD (Just kidding, we actually don't care if you have any
>> degree, as long as you've got the talent)
>>
>> You could earn more brownie points by:
>>
>> * Being a sports fan
>> * Enjoying a good cup of coffee
>> * Having a solid sense of humor
>> * Being an avid Open Source supporter
>>
>> What about us?
>>
>> Ummm, check out our website: http://www.marketingministries.com, but
>> please, no phone calls or spamming outside of this job listing. We know
>> you are special and God created you in his image, but please be patient
>> with us, as we shovel job inquiries out of our inbox. Your
>> resume/email/links to relevant works should be enough to warrant an
>> invitation for an interview.
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