[TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU

[Jim Tuttle]

Oh, Allen, was I not clear?  Sorry about that.  I'll try again.

I agree with Martin Luther that faith is the enemy of reason.  I like
working with people who don't believe in ghosts and talking snakes and
think their little book of fairy tales does a better job of explaining
the world than Geology, Chemistry, Physics, and well, I'm sure you get
my point.

Jim



Allen Freeman wrote:
> Obtuse? Pot vs kettle anyone? I'd say what I was refering to is rather clear based on which of your posts I opted to reply to. 
> 
> --- On Thu, 4/16/09, Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org> wrote:
> 
> From: Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org>
> Subject: Re: [TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU
> To: "Triangle Linux Users Group General Discussion" <trilug at trilug.org>
> Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009, 6:25 PM
> 
> Sorry, I didn't understand your obtuse reference.  Were you speaking to
> my preconceptions about the lunacy of religion or of obnoxious splash
> pages?  Just wanted to make sure I understood you there.
> 
> thx,
> Jim
> 
> Allen Freeman wrote:
>> Your preconceptions are showing, might want to tuck those back in. 
>>
>> --- On Thu, 4/16/09, Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org> wrote:
>>
>> From: Jim Tuttle <jjtuttle at trilug.org>
>> Subject: Re: [TriLUG] Web Ninja(Developer) Job near RDU
>> To: "Triangle Linux Users Group General Discussion" <trilug at trilug.org>
>> Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009, 3:44 PM
>>
>> See, I wish more companies announced jobs like this.  In fact, I wish
>> they'd put Jesus in the subject line so my spam filter could catch it.
>> I like working with people who value reason.
>>
>> Jim
>>
>>
>> arcaneadam at gmail.com wrote:
>>> Just wanted to give a heads up on a job at my company. You can check out
>>> the craigslist link here
>>> http://raleigh.craigslist.org/web/1124047597.html. If you have any
>>> questions feel free to email me. Here is the Job Description:
>>>
>>> In 140 Characters or less:
>>>
>>> You flat out rock. You make beautiful websites that function perfectly.
>>> You drupal, twitter, & css your way around the Web. You are a ninja.
>>>
>>> Slightly more detailed description:
>>>
>>> We (Marketing Ministries, see below) is looking for an awesome Web Ninja
>>> (developer) to join our team. We build web sites for people all over the
>>> globe and have fun doing it. You should love the internet and be always
>>> seeking out the latest trends and technologies. You should also love
>>> Jesus and be devoted to advancing His ministries (our clients).
>>>
>>> You know:
>>>
>>> * HTML, CSS, XML, Javascript, etc., etc. (You get the idea)
>>> * Drupal (Show us your modules)
>>> * jQuery $("#you").ninja(TRUE);
>>> * LAMP (Only Open Source around here)
>>> * W3C Standards (Non-negotiable, thats what makes them standards right?)
>>>
>>> You understand:
>>>
>>> * Good User interface and interaction (We want the web to be simple and
>>> easy to use)
>>> * OOP (no that's not oops, it's Object Oriented Programming)
>>> * Security and how to program secure programs
>>> * Working in a team environment
>>> * Site planning and concepting
>>>
>>> You would knock our socks off if:
>>>
>>> * You Twitter (If you don't know what that is just stop right now)
>>> * You have contributed modules on Drupal.org (Let's see 'em)
>>> * You have knowledge and experience with other CMS/Frameworks
>>> (Wordpress, Joomla, Codeignitr, Zend)
>>> * You understand good design (Spacing, colors, typography)
>>> * You are a Linux geek (Fear me for I am root)
>>> * You have a PHD (Just kidding, we actually don't care if you have any
>>> degree, as long as you've got the talent)
>>>
>>> You could earn more brownie points by:
>>>
>>> * Being a sports fan
>>> * Enjoying a good cup of coffee
>>> * Having a solid sense of humor
>>> * Being an avid Open Source supporter
>>>
>>> What about us?
>>>
>>> Ummm, check out our website: http://www.marketingministries.com, but
>>> please, no phone calls or spamming outside of this job listing. We know
>>> you are special and God created you in his image, but please be patient
>>> with us, as we shovel job inquiries out of our inbox. Your
>>> resume/email/links to relevant works should be enough to warrant an
>>> invitation for an interview.
>>> -- 
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>>
> 
> 


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