[TriLUG] a little morning humor

[Kevin Otte]

Your humor is on-topic! Fedora announces the alpha release of "Spherical
Cow".

https://fedoraproject.org/wiki/F18_Alpha_release_announcement?stF18a

On 09/18/2012 05:51 PM, Igor Partola wrote:
> Three best ones I know:
> 
> Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local
> university, asking for help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of
> professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks
> of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned
> to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing
> the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the physicist
> returned to the farm, saying to the farmer "I have the solution, but it
> only works in the case of spherical cows in a vacuum."